To get badly beaten by a group of Collingwood youths, one normally has to get off a late night tram on Smith St. The Eagles,…
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Category: BREAKING NEWS
Perth Man Instantly Regrets Mentioning Wind Around Co-worker Born in Geraldton
As per usual, Perth is blowing with the tenacity of a insta-Model trying to snag a free photoshoot. One could excuse someone for mentioning the…
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BREAKING: Amphibious Cars the “Only Hope” for WA Drivers at this Point
While the rest of the world moves towards an electric future, WA has decided to take a more cautious approach in light of recent vehicular…
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Perth Woman Decides To Marry A True Provider – Variegated Monstera Plant
On Thursday morning, Subiaco woman Cecilia made the executive decision to delete Bumble and reveal her feelings for her true love – an established variegated…
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Pfizer to release COVID vaccine in essential oil form to improve uptake in Margaret River
In an effort to sway new-age mung beans living in Margs, Pfizer “Essential Oils – COVID” that can be dabbed on the palm, diffused or…
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Man flying into Perth borrows Geelong guernsey in hope he’ll be classified essential enough to skip quarantine
Freedom hating traitor, Alex, has turned his back on WA for 5 years to pursue a career as a pro-art-wanker in Melbourne. This week he…
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