The Prince of Darkness has reached out to Perth to apologise for his role in adding additional smoke to the city. However, confirms it’s just…
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Category: BREAKING NEWS
Colour Blind Eshay Shocked To Learn Red Shoe Ban Won’t Apply To Him
A colour-blind NOR eshay is in pieces today after being informed by his mum that he will still be able to attend Bar1 because the…
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Red Shoe Ban A Real Blow For The 5 Wearers Not Already Banned From All Licenced Premises in WA
Yesterday, Bar1 in Hillarys announced that red shoes will be banned from their nightclub in what can only be seen as an attempt to de-eshay…
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Iluka & Currambine Band Together To Ban The “C Word” For Comfort Of Residents
Boasting some of the highest population of Saffas per capita, the suburbs have decided to rally together to stop any mention of cricket in their…
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Local tool unrepentant after nabbing free lane and putting in pathetic effort at pole position
It was truly as bad as it gets at an intersection on Leach Highway today. Reports state a Hyundai Excel made a last-minute decision to…
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Welfare Check Ordered After Influencer Fails to Post a Selfie at the Ritz Carlton
Friends of a 24 year old “influencer type” were left perplexed after she failed to upload a selfie of herself sitting on a bed while…
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