The United Nations Security Council DPRK sanctions committee is apparently livid that DPRK leader Kim Jong-Un was able to acquire billions of dollars worth of…
View More Kim Jong-Un Slips One Past The Perth Mint With Cunning Disguise, Launders Billions
Perth Mint can’t catch a break after it was revealed that the WA-owned gold joint sold $5 worth of gold to a bloke who claimed…
View More Perth Mint In Hot Water Over Selling $5 Worth Of Gold To Bloke Who “Knows” Bikies For Plated Chain
A cashed-up corporate toolbag has shed a tear after hearing the news 2.4 tonnes of the good stuff had been intercepted by police and will…
View More St Georges Terrace Tosser Beside Himself After 2nd Major Coke Bust In As Many Months
“Coke” seized under a joint operation between WA and American police will need to undergo rigorous testing after members of the Mexican cartel allege they…
View More Cartel Claims “Coke” Seized By WA Police Is Just 2.4 Tonnes Of Anti Inflammatories
Speculation has once again swirled over which WA resident took out the $40M Powerball last night. However, an eagle-eyed witness reckons they cracked the code…
View More $40M Powerball winner blows cover after man spotted signing lease for East Freo rental
A man has avoided a fine for successfully convincing the Cottesloe Council Rangers that a “collectors’ item Ford station wagon was in fact, an art…
View More Man Avoids Fine After Convincing Rangers Bogged Ford Was A Sculpture By The Sea