Big bad Clivey P is at it again. This time turning his team of lawyers onto Australia for rejecting Novak Djokovic’s Visa after he arrived…
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THE BTT YEAR IN REVIEW (PART 2)
Floodageddon – July. Mother nature decided to pop a squat and piss like a race horse on its 7th pint. Rudely exposing our city’s abysmal…
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THE BELL TOWER TIMES YEAR IN REVIEW 2021 (PART 1)
The summer of river bull sharks – January. After a tragic bull shark attack at Black Wall Reach, Perth blowhards hit new levels of blithering…
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Perth’s Urban Sprawl Claims Credit For Lack of COVID Spread
In an unprecedented move, Perth’s Urban Sprawl has stepped up to take the lion’s share of credit for WA recording another donut day of ‘Rona…
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Perth Cup Patrons Promise To Practice Social Distancing When Passing On Each Other Covered In Bodily Fluids
Perth Cup revellers are taking their COVID safe obligations seriously after finding out their day at the races will go ahead for vaxxed punters despite…
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Perth Family’s Pipin’ Hot Roast Lunch Tradition Lives On Despite 42 Degree X-Mas Forecast
No changes will be made to the Stirling family’s X-Mas menu despite the spicy temperatures expected on the day. When hell has opened up and…
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