Westralia is in shock this morning after the infamous Perth Cactus announced it would be running for Government in the 2029 WA State Election. The…
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AFP drop Ben Roberts-Smith prosecution after some bloke from Mandurah tells them they have fark all
The AFP has sensationally dropped all charges against Ben Roberts-Smith after some bloke from Mandurah launched a grammarless tirade against them on Facebook today. In…
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Trump Blasts Bull Creek Aviation Museum for Not Assisting US in Iran
Donald Trump has sensationally come up swinging against US allies he claims wronged him by not assisting in his war against Iran. The usual suspects…
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WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday
Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…
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Albanese Expected to Remind Nation West Coast Are Back in Tonight’s Address
Prime Minister Albanese has made the decision to hold a special national address tonight to inform the people of Australia about a very important issue.…
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WA slams borders shut to protect fuel supply from Eastern States
The mighty state of Westralia has taken a move out of its COVID playbook and decided to shut up shop to protect its fuel supply…
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