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Category: Sports

Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Kalgoorlie Prospector travels to Paris after hearing of Aussie gold rush

Belle August 8, 2024

A crust Kalgoorlie gold hunter has decided to book a trip to Paris after hearing about the Australian gold rush occurring at the Olympic Games.…

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Margs faux-hippie credits her crystal arrangement for local boy Robinson’s Olympic success

Belle August 6, 2024

A local mung bean has spoken to the media today and taken full credit for Margs boy Jack Robinson’s Olympic Silver today claiming that her…

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Perth Lobbies the IOC to Include Urban Sprawl in the Next Olympic Games

Belle August 5, 2024

Sun Tzu once mused that every battle is won before it’s ever fought. To that end, Perth, Western Australia has made an impassioned plea to…

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Perth Stadium suffers structural damage as a result of Hardwick’s post-match spray

Belle August 3, 2024

Engineers have released a concerning report this morning after assessing Perth Stadium in the wake of Hardwick’s address to his players after effectively ending their…

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American Media Reporting They Are at the Top of the AFL 2024 Premiership Ladder

Belle August 1, 2024

The seppos are at it again! Not only do they try to finesse their Olympic standing every 4 years by ordering the tally based on…

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Mullaloo swimmer reckons the River Seine looks pretty good to him

Belle July 31, 2024

A man who happily swam at Mullalo last summer can’t believe the concerns that athletes are having about competing in the aquatic shittopia that is…

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