Much to the sadness of the Wildcats fans, Bryce Cotton has announced he will be pursuing opportunities elsewhere for the upcoming season. Topping the league…
View More Flagmantle make play for Bryce Cotton to bring his scoring abilities to their forward line
In a radical move, instead of the tradition of giving the winner of the Western Derby a winning trophy, the loser of next week’s match…
View More Western Derby Trophy replaced with a wooden spoon to reflect what’s really at stake
PSA rowing parents have once again been forced to make the pilgrimage to Champion Lakes, in the City of Armadale to watch their siverspoonlings complete…
View More Elite private school parents demand compensation for having to travel to the City of Armadale for the Head of the River
The Westralian Government has acted swiftly after both footy teams brought the great state into disrepute on the weekend. Flagmantle cacked the proverbial bedsheets in…
View More Western Australia slams borders shut to prevent anymore AFL related harm
AFL coaches across Australia, in particular Clarko, have madly demanded access to maternity wards to find any child bearing the Reid surname. It comes after…
View More AFL coaches seen scouring maternity wards for any child with surname Reid
The Cockburn Dockers really lived up to their name with an offer to star midfielder Andrew Brayshaw that he couldn’t refuse. No doubt more than…
View More Revealed: what Flagmantle offered Brayshaw to re-sign