Since deciding to fill the existential void of millennial existence with amateur agriculture, Sara has committed more atrocities in the garden than Don Burke. They…
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Category: The Human Zoo
The French Bulldog Owner
People buy a dog for all sorts of reasons. Some need company, some need assistance and some people need a serious engagement bump on their…
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The Western Australian Plumber
Gav starts his day by power-yaking into his ensuite toilet at 5:30 am. After he purges his body of yesterday’s knock off drinks he walks…
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Mr It’s Coming Home
For the last month, Phil has been pumping England’s tyres like he just got a job in the Land Rover showroom. You see, Phil saw…
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Ms Farmers Market
It’s 7:00 am on a Sunday morning and Hayley is annoying the living shit out of her housemates. She is tearing around their townhouse getting…
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The Tour de France Enthusiast
Although Roger’s own cycling prowess consists of more cafe biscotti than breakaways he loves nothing more than tuning in every year to criticise the finely…
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