Jasmine finally dropped her man like he was a UFC fan with a staring problem. Like an Arts degree, she had wasted 3 years on…
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Category: The Human Zoo
The Clarkson Chav
Despite the fact a Man United shirt is seemingly glued to his body, Will hasn’t been kicking many goals since his parents emigrated to Clarkson,…
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Ms “I Lived in London”
It’s been several years since Olivia’s 3month stint in London but the passion to tell people she indeed temporarily inhabited the big smoke burns brighter…
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Mr American Gun Control
When it comes to the US mass shooting epidemic, Kyle is like an unlicensed plumber you’d find on Gumtree: he may not know how to…
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Mr Royal Show Carnie
Daz has toured the show circuit for 20 years and is better at separating bogans from their money than a Centrelink piss-test. He runs sideshow…
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Mr Food is Medicine
Pierre trained as a chef but had bigger ambitions. Now he doesn’t like to throw around words like “doctor” or “medical advice” partly because food…
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