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WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms Milk Crisis

Belle May 25, 2016 Major EventoutrageSlacktivist

Helen is sucking the titty of outrage like a yoga-mum’s baby in a busy Cafe. She has fully informed herself about the milk crisis via…

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Travellers

Mr “Go Fund Me”

Belle April 27, 2016 beggingMillennialSocial MediaTravel

As the age of entitlement dawns, Troy squarks the loudest for his share of the unearned feed. For 24 years, Troy suckled on the plentiful…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs Mummy Blogger

Belle April 21, 2016 MummyoutrageSocial Media

Posting a photo of your kid with shit all over his face is the heroin of the full-time mummy world. It’s like the feeling of…

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Health & Medicine

Ms Anti-Vaccine

Belle April 8, 2016 HealthNew AgePseudo Science

This is Linda, and she is an anti-vaccine advocate. Priests hate her! As she has proven that you can ruin a generation of children without…

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Work & Study

Little Miss Corporate

Belle March 17, 2016 employmentFinanceoffice

Jessica’s constant gloating about her grad position is like using the party potato salad to relieve your yeasty itch: it makes her feel good but…

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Unique & Other

Mr Waleed Aly

Belle January 24, 2016

Waleed awakens in his ivory tower and peruses a room full of suits. He ponders today’s garbs as he tries to pick the suit that…

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