Dylan trawls through Tinder with balls bluer than the Cookie Monster after a hot shot of smack. After matching with an alluring Tindress, he skips…
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Category: The Human Zoo
Mr Canadian Ski Season
Tobz would like people to think he is travelling to Canada as a professional extreme athlete. Which would be true if Red Bull paid Aussies…
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The Perth New Zealander
Seems Murray couldn’t handle the jandal of Auckland life and set his sights on sunny Perth. He was lured to Perth by stories of mean…
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Mrs Census Fail
Apparently, Sonia holds her privacy above all else. Despite last month, giving the Pokémon Go app her credit card details and permission to track her…
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Ms “Ban Pokemon Go”
Margaret has a bone to Pikachu with Pokemon Go. Her exposure to the app has been limited, to say the least. Specifically, she spotted a…
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Mr Perth Tradie
On-site, Dane contributes less than a soft-cocked corner-jacker at a bukake. Technically, he has a dual trade: shit talking and a cringe-worthy one-upmanship that knows…
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