Liz tells people she was named after the queen. In reality, she was named after the lorry that her father used to smuggle black market…
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Mr Down South
Adam is planning a trip Down South, but like an impotent male escort, he relies on toys to get people to come. His weekend warriors…
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Mr Cottesloe
Jimmy is the personification of a popped collar on a pink Ralph Lauren polo shirt. He believes that other Golden Triangle burbs are “acceptable” and…
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Ms Claremont Quarter
Today, Jodi has opted for the classic “cool weather cougar” look: head to toe in Lululemon, a Moncler puffer vest and a handbag that’s worth…
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Ms Gosnells
Kailee can’t believe Koby broke up with her. She sits around in Juicy hot pants and soaks up pity like a skank-sponge in an ashtray…
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Mr Belmont
When Clive isn’t peacocking around a wet mess telling everyone about his latest fiscally irresponsible expenditure he’s back home and living it up in the…
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