Craig awakens to Eye of the Tiger blaring from his phone: the song of a god damn champion. He springs out of bed like he’d…
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Mr Gym Selfie
Todd hovers around the free weights at Healthy Life while flicking through his own Instagram account. It’s been 25 minutes, and Todd hasn’t lifted a…
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Mr Imported Car Enthusiast
Ask any dropkick. Any real dropkick. It don’t matter if you fail to avoid crashing by an inch or a mile, crashings, crashing. Krys always…
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The Amateur ASX Investor
Up until a year ago, society held so much hope for Jack. He had worked hard, saved up a respectable deposit and was about to…
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Mrs Thermomix
For years, Sue’s family hid their culinary pain behind a Dolmio grin. She unenthusiastically produced grotesque parodies of real dinners with a Kan-not Tong attitude.…
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Mr China Drug Cheat Scandal
Winfred awakens with a sense of unease. His chiney-sense is tingling. He can’t be sure, but he has an awful suspicion that a nation of…
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