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Unique & Other

Mr Tax Return

Belle July 2, 2021 FIFOMoneytradie

A tax return is like winning the lotto for people who don’t realise that it’s their money, to begin with, and much like a scratchie-card…

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Mr Unsubstantiated Lockdown Rumour

Belle June 27, 2021

Stop the presses. Old mate Kev has read a poorly worded chain post stating that Perth is about to go into lockdown “indefinitely” because the…

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Mr Tight Arse

Belle June 20, 2021

Brendan is the type of bloke who wanks to his ATM receipt on payday. Some say the joy is in giving, but not for Brendan,…

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The Natural/Organic Wine Enthusiast

Belle June 11, 2021

If you happen to be an alcoholic beverage, then Monique’s body is harder to get into than a night at the Roxbury. Any vino wishing…

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The Perth South African

Belle June 10, 2021

Oscar’s parents were drawn to Perth’s white outer suburbs like parched warthogs to a watering hole. The rotting carcass of house & land packages provided…

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Mr Social Smoker

Belle May 12, 2021 Party

Chris takes a sip of his third pint and feels the insatiable stiffy of dart-lust grow. As per usual, Chris has not armed himself with…

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