Mr South Perth

It’s 7 am on Saturday morning and Lewis is watering his lawn in his lycra mid-life crisis kit. He keeps his front garden in impeccable…

Ms Afterpay

Afterpay is the Hello Kitty of spending coin you don’t have. While it lures you in with its soft, fashionable purr, you will quickly learn…

A tax return is like winning the lotto for people who don’t realise that it’s their money, to begin with, and much like a scratchie-card…

Sure Anthony worked, but when it came to blessings, life always had its legs open, and he always seemed to be washing his dick in…

Peppy Grove sets the standard in Perth elitism. The resident’s modesty remains buried under a pile of old money, and their reluctance to mingle with…

After 35 years in the same job, Frank has finally climbed to the staggering heights of middle management. His dinosaur-ic approach to work is only…