Category: From the Zoo

8:00 am – I awaken to a familiar twang of a random pain in my body. My wife reckons I stuffed my back demonstrating butterfly…

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6:00 am – I awake the soviet horror of a cold draught creeping into my fortress of warmth. Despite the full frontal heat-assault I launch…

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6:00 am: the early bird gets the worm and I’m up to launch a final raid on the caravan park’s ablution block. I stuff my…

View More A day in the life of a Grey Nomad 

6:30 am – crywank in the shower until I am sufficiently purged of all bodily fluids that will get in my way today. I am an…

View More A Day In The Life Of A Law Graduate 

6:00 am – I wake up on me girlfriend’s mum’s futon. I’m no longer allowed to use the bathroom after she found my bucket set…

View More A Day in the Life of a Certified Forklift Operator

8:45 am – I take a few selfies next to the Tesla I bought with my very generous remuneration package. While dad is more accurate…

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