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6 tips for transitioning into your new life as an inner-city tosser

Belle February 19, 2025

So you’ve emerged from your outer suburban cocoon and want to spread your wings as a glorious wankerfly in Perth’s inner suburbs, ay? Well, there…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: The Uncle Toby’s Ironman Super Series – when Australian culture peaked

Belle February 15, 2025

Today, iron man is primarily the domain of those slightly intense guys at your office who purified themselves in the waters of ultra endurance in…

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9 Hot Ways to Go Full Perf This Valentine’s Day

Belle February 14, 2025

PDA in Kings Park – it’s no wonder King’s Park was voted the number one place in Perth to play a little game of hide…

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IN FOCUS: Cyclone Parties

Belle February 14, 2025

From November – May our State’s Northern Hi-Vis belt experiences cyclone season. These intense storms range form Category 1 (fark all, mate) to Category 5…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A day in the life of a guy who has daddy’s boat 

Belle February 8, 2025 A Day In The Life Of

7:00 am – I wake up still hard from the night before as father told me I could take the boat out today. This throbbing…

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IN FOCUS: Guys who greet you by doing a fake punch to the gut 

Belle February 5, 2025

There comes a moment in every flog’s life where he must ask himself “am I painful enough to be around?” If the answer is no,…

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