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From the Zoo Featured

IN FOCUS: Lynx Africa Packs – The Gift That Lets Everyone Know You Still Wear Silk Boxers

Belle December 25, 2022 Bogan

There are a few sounds that are synonymous with X-Mas – the seasonal croonings of Michael Buble, the drunken slur of an excited uncle and…

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Featured From the Zoo

5 Secret Santa Participants That’ll Ruin the Magic This Year

Belle December 14, 2022

The Neglectful Shitbag – Everyone knows this guy. They couldn’t organise a skinny dip in the genetic pool at a Collie Family X-mas bash. In…

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Featured From the Zoo

5 Ways To Establish Yourself As The Alpha Dog On Site 

Belle December 13, 2022

G’day ya pissweak little maggots. It’s Keifo here to give yas some advice on establishing ya dominance on site. Will you ever be as alpha…

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5 Hot Tips To Avoid Disgracing Yourself At Your X-Mas Party

Belle December 13, 2022 employmentofficeParty

Alcohol Consumption – when it comes to smashing open bars, Australians are too preoccupied about whether they can, rather than whether they should. Statistically, someone is…

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IN FOCUS: Blokes who wear BCF Shirts

Belle December 12, 2022

BCF shirts are more than just garments; they are distress beacons for a fark-up that hasn’t quite happened yet – but it most certainly will. …

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5 Demons You Must Slay To Survive X-Mas Shopping

Belle December 11, 2022

Despite racking up a few decades on this earth you still haven’t learned that last-minute X-Mas shopping is the consumer equivalent of a anoos exam:…

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