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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: The Commodore Arm

Belle May 9, 2021 Bogan

For years, Commodore owners have favoured driving with their arm out the window. Originally developed as a way to air out the driver’s B.O en…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Septum Piercings

Belle May 8, 2021

The practice of septum piercing can be traced back to warrior tribes in North America. Which makes the modern wearer “problematic” as they are precisely…

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Reckons

IN FOCUS: Late Night Shopping 

Belle May 6, 2021

Thursday represents different things to different people. For some, thirsty Thursday is the day they get a little too excited and make their Friday drag…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Eliza

Belle May 1, 2021

Eliza is a 2.2m statue that was commissioned by the City of Perth to commemorate the Crawley Baths – back when bobbing around like bull…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: “Your Mate”

Belle May 1, 2021

Navigating the nuances of the word “mate” is a skill that every Australian acquires through years of dealing with a rich ecosystem of human garbage.…

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From the Zoo

Donothan v. Mortal Kombat Aussie Casting Call

Belle April 26, 2021

Tiffeaknee yells out to Donothan, “babe they need staunchcunts for the new Mortal Kombat movie”. Donothan has been waiting for this moment. To prepare for…

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