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Bell Tower Times From the Zoo

The 6 worst housemates to cohabitate with

Belle January 28, 2025

The pisswreck – these come in many shapes & forms. From the FIFO week off rampager to the weekend warrior who treats every weekend as an…

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A Day in the Life of a Prado Driver

Belle January 25, 2025 A Day In The Life Of

7:00 am – I remind the wife of the little matter concerning my annual birthday wristy. She’s been unable to maintain eye contact with me…

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A day in the life of a GP Receptionist 

Belle January 16, 2025 A Day In The Life Of

7:00 am – I stand in the mirror and repeat my daily affirmation, “it’s the patient’s fault they are sick, I will not yield to…

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Keifo’s hot tips for dealing with the rising cost of going to the pub

Belle January 12, 2025

G’day pelicans and pelicanettes, Keifo here to help yous be less shit at loife. Every site I go on I’m hearing about the price of…

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A day in the life of a guy who takes ice baths 

Belle January 11, 2025 A Day In The Life Of

5:30 am – I’m up at sparrows to record myself taking my morning ice bath. I refer to it as “my morning coffee”, delivered with…

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A day in the life of an electrician 

Belle January 6, 2025

5:30 am – I wake up with a sore back, not from working too hard but because I’ve accidentally fallen asleep on a pile of…

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