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Top 10 Signs it’s Raining in Perf

Belle March 31, 2023

1. Witnessing more drenched Monster caps and Jet Pilot attire than at a buck’s party with a squirting show. As everyone knows an umbrella is…

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11 Ways To Make Apprenticeships More Appealing To The WA Youth

Belle March 28, 2023

Government subsidies on Hilux utes – it’s time the Government acknowledged that the price of a Hilux flatbed is ridiculous and a mere pipedream for your…

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10 Unbreakable Rules To Aussie Nickname Etiquette

Belle February 21, 2023

Never dictate your own nickname – this is the prime directive. The golden rule. Attempting to label yourself with a cool nickname will fail 100%…

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PART 2 of How to Avoid Offending West Aussies

Belle November 30, 2022

So you’ve learned the basics, now time for some nuance.  Respecting the Boomtown – In WA, people are very passionate about the fact the WA…

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Australian Thong Etiquette 101

Belle October 8, 2022

1. One can only retire a thong after suffering a critical blowout and not merely when it has morphed into a greasy extension of your…

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Perth’s Hall of Fame Sinkholes

Belle September 19, 2022

Every now and then, the great road gods decide to smite Perth for its relentless shitshow of atrocious driving. This comes in the form of…

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