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A Guide to Being a Verge Scab

Belle June 4, 2021

The end is dawning on kerb-crawling filth as more and more councils have opted to end verge side collections. Thus, its never been more important…

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Uncategorized BREAKING NEWS Reckons

Mounts Bay Speed Camera Voted Public Servant of the Year

Belle June 2, 2021

The speed camera that sits on Mounts Bay Road, affectionately dubbed “Trust Fund” by the State Government, has been  awarded the Public Servant of the Year…

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Going to Work Sick – A Guide for Heroes

Belle May 26, 2021

You Exhausted your actual sick days – don’t lie to yourself, you’re a good time party swine. In fact, you’re a disgusting pig. You can’t…

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IN FOCUS: Late Night Shopping 

Belle May 6, 2021

Thursday represents different things to different people. For some, thirsty Thursday is the day they get a little too excited and make their Friday drag…

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WHERE ARE THEY NOW? Bonds Baby Search Mummas

Belle April 20, 2021

In 2019, Bonds drove a dagger through its own abomination by declaring the Bonds Baby Search would no longer involve a “voting element”. By taking…

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Reckons BREAKING NEWS

The People of Perth v the Smart Freeway: Operation Merge to Avoid the Flamin’ Ute

Belle April 5, 2021

After a ute caught fire in the emergency lane, the smart freeway had a very simple mission for the people of Perth: merge right as…

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