The entire fashion world has its eyes clearly fixed on the new sheriff in town – Morley, Perth.
Thanks to a long-awaited revamp, Morley has stormed the shores of contemporary fashion and has the likes of New York, Milan and Paris on its knees begging for a slice of its style.
We spoke to a fashionista who said her private jet was on standby since she heard the news,
“Anyone who is anyone in the fashion world is watching what Morley will do next. It’s a unique style born from the traditional “out on remand” look a lot of Morley residents sport mixed with high fashion from the glow up, wow, just wow, its hot, darling”
She wasn’t kidding, we understand that representatives from major fashion houses have also made the trip to Perth to try and draw inspiration from this trend-setting suburb.
A representative from Dior said she’d they are considering setting up shop in Morley,
“It’s a place where they don’t say ‘look at me, look at me’ they say ‘what are you looking at ya dog?’ and I think that’s the direction we want to go in. A little black dress with a plate full of wedges from Bucking Bull, ya know?”
Oh we know all right. Welcome to Morley.
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