Top US brass has demanded beefed up security after the USS Colorado, one of their prized nuclear submarines, arrived at HMAS Stirling a few days ago.
HMAS Stirling is located in The City of Rockingham and is only a short distance from Rocko shores.
We spoke to a source close to the USS Colorado said they weren’t taking any chances,
“One submariner he looked through the periscope towards shore only to see an angry Rocko local mouthing what appeared to be “whatkarnt? He then took off his shirt to reveal an ‘Only God can Judge me Tatt’ and started acting like some kind of deranged chicken”
Another submariner said he made a mistake after of telling someone within earshot of Rockingham residents that the sub was packed full of top-quality gear.
Oh dear.
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