Extensive redevelopments of Perth Airport are scheduled to begin in the coming months and are expected to run for about 6-50 years.
Therefore, travellers hoping to catch a plane during this window have been strongly urged to leave home about a week early to ensure they get to their gate on time.
A source close to the project said it was going to be a headache,
“They are saying it will be like Antonov landing at the airport every single day, just let that sink in, traffic backed up the wazoo, should be fun”
While a week may sound extreme it is actually very conservative with some expets suggesting a month to allow for the inevitable bedshitting of the bag carousel.
To help mitigate the pain, the WA Government is working with Perth Airport to make public transport a more attractive option.
They are even hoping to get the fabled FIFO Express up and running in the early hours of the morning.
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