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Donothan v. Mortal Kombat Aussie Casting Call

Tiffeaknee yells out to Donothan, “babe they need staunch cunts for the new Mortal Kombat movie”. Donothan has been waiting for this moment.

To prepare for his audition video he spends the morning blowing ice like he was giving Sub Zero oral relief. He is ready.

He asks Tiffeaknee to film him as shadow boxes in his favourite pair of Muay Thai shorts. It’s like watching Milo Kerrigan fight off a swarm of mosquitos. It’s dangerous.

Tiffeaknee feels the urge to breed again as she watches her man do his thing – the undisputed champion of Midland traino; 10-0 against unsuspecting commuters. This is what made her fall in love with him.

She lays on her mum’s futon in her best Playboy underwear and yells out to her lover to come over and FINISH HER.

You may as well call her scorpion because she’s going to get him over there and he’s probably going to feel a stinging sensation after it’s all done.

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