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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    REPORT: Perth UFC fan must be excited for tomorrow’s event because he hasn’t slept since last Tuesday

    Surely Perth UFC fan, Brayden, is excited for tomorrow’s big clash given he hasn’t managed a single week of sleep since last Tuesday. His haters,…

    Belle November 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Border Force opens first Indonesian BCF to help illegal fishers adapt to life as WA boat owners

    A special investigation by The Times has revealed Australian Border Force is operating Indonesia’s first BCF store on Rote Island to help the beneficiaries of…

    Belle November 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Local Council fines Andrew Lloyd Webber after his CATS cast found roaming Perth park

    West End musical titan Andrew Lloyd Webber has run afoul of local Council regulations after bringing his CATS show to Perth. It seems his unregistered…

    Belle November 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    TransPerth commuter suspicious over escalator in perfect working order

    “It must be a trap”, a TransPerth commuter mused as he gazed upon a seemingly functional escalator this morning.  To make matters even more suspicious…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Tim Winton urges youth to get back into human torpedoing as under 16s social media ban set to strike 

    As the Under 16s social media ban looms, Westralian Author Tim Winton has made an impassioned plea to the Nation’s youth to turn to human…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth woman abruptly calls off date after witnessing his pathetic effort on the business end of his kebab

Belle October 5, 2024

A Perth woman knew her little Friday night date wasn’t to be after witnessing her date get an after drinks kebab in Highgate last night.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Influencer couple name their first child “Content”

Belle October 3, 2024

An influencer couple who have lived out their entire relationship one 30 second reel at a time have welcomed a brand-new baby boy to the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Tough times for Perth man who ceremoniously banished long pants from his wardrobe yesterday

Belle October 2, 2024

Perth man Johnno took the recent run of pleasant weather as a sign we were over the hump and it was nothing but sunburns and…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

FIFO camp caterers seeking permission to drop the facade and serve workers via a communal trough

Belle October 2, 2024

Catering service providers like ESS and Sodexo have been locked in tough negotiations with big miners to do away with the lingering delusion of culinary…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

WA police close in on Bodhi following reports of a 50 year storm hitting the coast

Belle October 2, 2024

WA Police, lead by leading bank robber/surfer specialist Johnny Utah, have released a statement saying BoM’s surf warnings this week is just the catalyst they…

View More WA police close in on Bodhi following reports of a 50 year storm hitting the coast
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

8 Activities To Make Up For Doing Fark All With The Kids These School Holidays

Belle October 1, 2024

Eastern suburb’s “flower” picking – wildflowers are so yesterday. The real fun these school holidays is getting your young’ns to gain access to all those dodgy…

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