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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    REPORT: Perth UFC fan must be excited for tomorrow’s event because he hasn’t slept since last Tuesday

    Surely Perth UFC fan, Brayden, is excited for tomorrow’s big clash given he hasn’t managed a single week of sleep since last Tuesday. His haters,…

    Belle November 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Border Force opens first Indonesian BCF to help illegal fishers adapt to life as WA boat owners

    A special investigation by The Times has revealed Australian Border Force is operating Indonesia’s first BCF store on Rote Island to help the beneficiaries of…

    Belle November 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Local Council fines Andrew Lloyd Webber after his CATS cast found roaming Perth park

    West End musical titan Andrew Lloyd Webber has run afoul of local Council regulations after bringing his CATS show to Perth. It seems his unregistered…

    Belle November 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    TransPerth commuter suspicious over escalator in perfect working order

    “It must be a trap”, a TransPerth commuter mused as he gazed upon a seemingly functional escalator this morning.  To make matters even more suspicious…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Tim Winton urges youth to get back into human torpedoing as under 16s social media ban set to strike 

    As the Under 16s social media ban looms, Westralian Author Tim Winton has made an impassioned plea to the Nation’s youth to turn to human…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

City pubs bone dry after CFMEU protest knock offs

Belle August 28, 2024

Thinking about grabbing a drink in the City today? You may be out of luck. Pubs, bars and bottlos have reported being completely out of…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Major shakeup to taxi industry after announcement the “drunkcunt button” will be removed

Belle August 27, 2024

It was recently announced that some taxis in WA will be moving to a fixed-rate system rather than metered fare. Consumers can book a taxi…

View More Major shakeup to taxi industry after announcement the “drunkcunt button” will be removed
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Train vanishes after being left unattended at Ellenbrook Station during first test run this morning

Belle August 26, 2024

Metronet and TransPerth are scratching their heads today after a train mysteriously vanished while conducting a test run from Ellenbrook Station to Whiteman Park. According…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Boss tells staff that while they now have the right to disconnect, he retains the right to be a petty, vindictive tyrant 

Belle August 26, 2024

Right to disconnect laws have come into play today for all national system employees earning under 175k a year. To celebrate the legislation, a boss…

View More Boss tells staff that while they now have the right to disconnect, he retains the right to be a petty, vindictive tyrant 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Freo fans start painful task of finding new activities for their September holiday in Melbourne 

Belle August 25, 2024

All across Westralia, Freo fans have started the gruelling task of finding fun new activities to do in Melbourne seeing as they’d locked & loaded…

View More Freo fans start painful task of finding new activities for their September holiday in Melbourne 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Local bard fails to woo damsel after overindulging in magic potion at the Balingup Medieval Carnivale

Belle August 25, 2024

A Perth based accountant who cosplays as a Bard at any opportunity he gets has travelled to the Balingup Medieval Carnivale in search of adventure,…

View More Local bard fails to woo damsel after overindulging in magic potion at the Balingup Medieval Carnivale

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