BREAKING: Dusk, T2 Employees Brace For Impact
To the candle & tea industries, Mother’s Day Eve is often known as red May. A day where hordes of gift-seeking offspring descend upon local…
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Parents Launch Class Action For Emotional Distress Over Fake Bluey Cancellation Rumours
Modern parenting was thrown into a tailspin yesterday as rumours began circling that Bluey would be discontinued. An act that would leave several cartoon dog-shaped…
Mr JB Hi-Fi
You sicken him. You shirt & tie wearing corporate tool. Unlike his made-up food allergies, having to serve you actually does give him the shiits.…
Coffee Snob Upgrades Personality To “Insufferable” After Moka Pot Purchase
Many of Jack’s friendships hang in the balance after his recent decision to upgrade from annoying espresso-machine guy to full-blown insufferable Moka pot guy in…
Perth Man Begins Camping Out At Taco Bell Construction Site
Canning Vale Man, Jeremy still struggles to live with himself after failing to be in the first wave of crook-digestion seeking hordes to descend upon…
Freo Fan Decides It’s Time To Add “2022” To Flagmantle Face Tattoo
Damo was called bold for getting “Flagmantle” inked across his forehead after the 3rd round. However, as confident as he was on a flag he…