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    Starvin’ Scott Boland refuses to turn right at Claremont Hungry Jack’s, let’s traffic flow

    After a full day of helping old ladies cross the road and helping bloke’s move house, all Scotty Boland wanted was a cheeky feed to…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Australia warned to not let England’s home ground advantage rattle them in the first Ashes test in Perth

    The Australian cricket team will be coming in hot to Western Australia aka Not-so-little-England and they should expect a hostile crowd.  In fact, WA now…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    REPORT: Perth UFC fan must be excited for tomorrow’s event because he hasn’t slept since last Tuesday

    Surely Perth UFC fan, Brayden, is excited for tomorrow’s big clash given he hasn’t managed a single week of sleep since last Tuesday. His haters,…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Border Force opens first Indonesian BCF to help illegal fishers adapt to life as WA boat owners

    A special investigation by The Times has revealed Australian Border Force is operating Indonesia’s first BCF store on Rote Island to help the beneficiaries of…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Local Council fines Andrew Lloyd Webber after his CATS cast found roaming Perth park

    West End musical titan Andrew Lloyd Webber has run afoul of local Council regulations after bringing his CATS show to Perth. It seems his unregistered…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A Day in the Life of a Certified Forklift Operator

Belle July 16, 2024 A Day In The Life Of

6:00 am – I wake up on me girlfriend’s mum’s futon. I’m no longer allowed to use the bathroom after she found my bucket set…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Local millionaire spotted with a can of pre-mix and a dart from a recognisable brand

Belle July 15, 2024

Onlookers were treated to a taste of how the other side live today when SOR resident Macka walked out onto his balcony with a can…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

The Kmart Mummy

Belle July 15, 2024 Mummy

K-Mart is the mecca of full-time mummies who gleefully brag about blowing $500 from the family budget when they only wanted a throw rug or…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

TransPerth assures English that unlike Football, its services to Alkimos and Yanchep are actually coming ‘ome lad

Belle July 15, 2024

TransPerth has attempted to soothe the limey burn of losing to Spain last night with some words of reassurance to Perth’s northern suburbs Englishmen &…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

WA Parents Put Newborn Boy On Toyota 70 Waiting List To Avoid Disappointment 

Belle July 14, 2024 motoring

With wait times and costs for new Toyotas blowing out by the day, Darren & Jess have signed their newborn boy up to the Toyota…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

American authorities thank the Kwinana Motorplex sniper experts for coming out of retirement to advise on Trump Rally shooting

Belle July 14, 2024

Unexpected heroes have arisen in the aftermath of the Trump Rally shooting today as every Kwinana Motorplex sniper expert came out of retirement to give…

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  • Border Force opens first Indonesian BCF to help illegal fishers adapt to life as WA boat owners
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