Skip to content
The Bell Tower Times

The Bell Tower Times

Embrace the human zoo
Thursday, November 06, 2025
The Bell Tower Times
  • The Human Zoo
    • Health & Medicine
    • Lifestyle, Love & Parenting
    • Work & Study
    • Perth & WA Locations
    • Travellers
    • Party & Entertainment
    • WA Culture & Notable Events
    • Internet Culture
    • Sports, Auto & Hobbies
    • Politics
    • Unique & Other
  • BREAKING NEWS
    • Entertainment
    • Lifestyle
    • Local
    • Regional
    • True-ish Crime
    • Technology & Finance
    • Politics
    • Sports
    • Business
    • Travel
    • Stories from the zoo
  • WA suburbs & towns
  • Hot Takes
    • From the Zoo
    • Reckons
    • Belle’s Lounge
  • Your Best Life
    • Health, Well Being, Parenting
    • Better Homes & Gardens
    • Cookery
    • Travel
    • Entertainment
    • Success
  • Contact Us
    • Sign Up For Belle’s Weekly Newsletter – Zesty News Served Fresh
  • Support the BTT
  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

    Belle November 5, 2025
    View More
  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
    View More
  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
    View More
  • Bell Tower Times Business Entertainment

    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
    View More
  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
    View More

Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Flagmantle formally request all remaining home games be shifted to Alice Springs

Belle June 2, 2024

The Flagmantle train is back on its rails this afternoon after Freo gave Melbourne an absolute flogging in Alice Springs. While it could be argued…

View More Flagmantle formally request all remaining home games be shifted to Alice Springs
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Perth Airport asks passengers to bring a jerry can full of jet fuel with them to check-in

Belle June 1, 2024

Perth Airport has sensationally requested all upcoming passengers to “help out” and bring a “jerry can or two” or jet fuel with them as they…

View More Perth Airport asks passengers to bring a jerry can full of jet fuel with them to check-in
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Absolute arsenal found in a discarded fridge on the Mundaring Power Lines Track

Belle May 30, 2024

Having documented Western Australia for over a decade there is little that shocks the senses anymore. That’s until Mitchell D came across a discarded fridge…

View More Absolute arsenal found in a discarded fridge on the Mundaring Power Lines Track
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Perth woman regrets whinging about temperature in front of Albany-born coworker

Belle May 30, 2024

Perth woman, Beth, made the critical error of announcing to her coworkers that she was really struggling with these 11-degree mornings and 16-degree days.  Her…

View More Perth woman regrets whinging about temperature in front of Albany-born coworker
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Rookie Bartender Faces Biggest Test Yet Changing Gas Bottle Around Group Of Dads

Belle May 29, 2024

Inexperienced but ambitious young bartender Sam has faced the ultimate test today after an outdoor gas heater ran out of gas on one of the…

View More Rookie Bartender Faces Biggest Test Yet Changing Gas Bottle Around Group Of Dads
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man’s hailstone pics laughed off social media after he fails to include a golf ball for scale 

Belle May 29, 2024

A Perth man has paid the price for ignoring correct hailstone etiquette this morning and posted sizable ice balls without including a golf ball for…

View More Man’s hailstone pics laughed off social media after he fails to include a golf ball for scale 

Posts pagination

Previous page Page 1 … Page 132 Page 133 Page 134 … Page 512 Next page

TRENDING NEWS

  • Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers
  • Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre
  • Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up
  • Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning
  • Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 
  • Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

SUPPORT THE BTT

Become a Patron!
  • Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel
  • Leering Tradie Alleges He Was Catfished After Driver Of P-Plated Suzuki Swift Turned Out To Be Middle Aged Man
  • Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 
  • Moving down train carriage far too similar to merging for Perth to feel comfortable attempting
    • Privacy Policy
    The Bell Tower Times | Designed by: Theme Freesia | WordPress | © Copyright All right reserved