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    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man who recently moved into East Vic Park reckons he’s ready for these bad boys 

Belle May 11, 2024

While he considers himself the high watermark of culture one could argue that considering yourself an expert in ethnic cuisine after a few months is…

View More Man who recently moved into East Vic Park reckons he’s ready for these bad boys 
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Kwinana tradie’s sleepless weekend lifestyle finally pays off as he catches the Aurora Australis this morning 

Belle May 11, 2024

Everyone is always telling Kwinana-based concreter Bretto to get some rest over the weekend but who’s laughing now? As per tradition, Bretto’s weekend starts at…

View More Kwinana tradie’s sleepless weekend lifestyle finally pays off as he catches the Aurora Australis this morning 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

SOR Man who had 6 months to wash his crusty bedsheets blames BoM for depriving him of a chance today 

Belle May 10, 2024

A proud SOR resident has blamed being rainfished on the fact his bedsheets are still not washed and resemble something the Ah Real Monsters cast…

View More SOR Man who had 6 months to wash his crusty bedsheets blames BoM for depriving him of a chance today 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

BREAKING: Mature Aged Student Has Nothing to Add

Belle May 9, 2024

A mature aged student has left his fellow students stunned this morning after going an entire lecture without hijacking the topic with a personal anecdote…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Family hold intervention after dad caught huffing bag of freshly mowed grass

Belle May 9, 2024

Tom’s family knew he had a problem after discovering he was carrying around a bag of fresh grass clippings to get him through the day. …

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man who grew up watching Huey making everyone uncomfortable with that butter 

Belle May 6, 2024

Jack recently took a bunch of mates down to his Falcon holiday shack and exposed them to meals straight from the Huey culinary school of…

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