Skip to content
The Bell Tower Times

The Bell Tower Times

Embrace the human zoo
Wednesday, November 05, 2025
The Bell Tower Times
  • The Human Zoo
    • Health & Medicine
    • Lifestyle, Love & Parenting
    • Work & Study
    • Perth & WA Locations
    • Travellers
    • Party & Entertainment
    • WA Culture & Notable Events
    • Internet Culture
    • Sports, Auto & Hobbies
    • Politics
    • Unique & Other
  • BREAKING NEWS
    • Entertainment
    • Lifestyle
    • Local
    • Regional
    • True-ish Crime
    • Technology & Finance
    • Politics
    • Sports
    • Business
    • Travel
    • Stories from the zoo
  • WA suburbs & towns
  • Hot Takes
    • From the Zoo
    • Reckons
    • Belle’s Lounge
  • Your Best Life
    • Health, Well Being, Parenting
    • Better Homes & Gardens
    • Cookery
    • Travel
    • Entertainment
    • Success
  • Contact Us
    • Sign Up For Belle’s Weekly Newsletter – Zesty News Served Fresh
  • Support the BTT
  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

    Belle November 5, 2025
    View More
  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
    View More
  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
    View More
  • Bell Tower Times Business Entertainment

    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
    View More
  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
    View More

Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

7 Pests You Can’t Avoid On Rotto

Belle March 10, 2024 suburbsWA Culture

The Western Suburb’s Elite The dad sports a long-sleeved Polo with speedos, the wife is technically classed as a flotation device given the amount of…

View More 7 Pests You Can’t Avoid On Rotto
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

What Your Choice Of AFL Team Says About You

Belle March 9, 2024 Footy

Eagles – like the guy with the massive softy that hasn’t been able to get it up for a while, you are coasting on your reputation…

View More What Your Choice Of AFL Team Says About You
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

New Zealand bloke evicted from Wagin’s Woolorama for obvious reasons

Belle March 9, 2024

A New Zealand resident now rising in Western Australia has been escorted from Wagin’s famous Woolarama festival today after getting a bit handsy with the…

View More New Zealand bloke evicted from Wagin’s Woolorama for obvious reasons
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Mob of Kangaroo reclaim the golf course in a glorious stampede

Belle March 8, 2024

In arguably what is the most exciting thing to happen in golf since Tiger’s scandal, a mob of kangaroos have stormed down the fairway at…

View More Mob of Kangaroo reclaim the golf course in a glorious stampede
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Company That Makes Maternity Leave As Hard As Possible Put A Lovely IWD Spread On To Show They Care

Belle March 8, 2024 corporateemployment

A firm in the City has reportedly put on a scrumptious spread for International Women’s Day today. Picking out the finest delectable cupcakes, platters &…

View More Company That Makes Maternity Leave As Hard As Possible Put A Lovely IWD Spread On To Show They Care
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Corporate miner stoked he didn’t have to go to site to irritate a tradie following CBD power outage

Belle March 8, 2024 FIFOmining

A corporate miner got the thrill of his life this morning after being able to give a Perth tradesman the absolute shits by overstepping his…

View More Corporate miner stoked he didn’t have to go to site to irritate a tradie following CBD power outage

Posts pagination

Previous page Page 1 … Page 158 Page 159 Page 160 … Page 512 Next page

TRENDING NEWS

  • Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers
  • Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre
  • Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up
  • Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning
  • Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 
  • Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

SUPPORT THE BTT

Become a Patron!
  • Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel
  • Leering Tradie Alleges He Was Catfished After Driver Of P-Plated Suzuki Swift Turned Out To Be Middle Aged Man
  • Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 
  • Moving down train carriage far too similar to merging for Perth to feel comfortable attempting
    • Privacy Policy
    The Bell Tower Times | Designed by: Theme Freesia | WordPress | © Copyright All right reserved