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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy

    A deluded tourist who believes he is god’s gift to the world has viciously lashed out at other tourists for doing the same touristy thing…

    Belle November 6, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times Business Entertainment

    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: A*Mazing

Belle February 19, 2024

Back in the days of Christian rap/rock ads, there was a 30-minute slice of gameshow perfection – A*Mazing. Two schools would send their least shameful…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Albo signs GST pledge on the proviso he can get the hell out of this 43 degree inferno ASAP

Belle February 19, 2024

Visiting Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has signed a pledge that he will support WA’s fair share GST deal while sweating profusely and asking at his…

View More Albo signs GST pledge on the proviso he can get the hell out of this 43 degree inferno ASAP
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Office alpha trying a little too hard to impress visiting tradie

Belle February 19, 2024

Ageing alpha male and blue-collar flog, Troy, has been extra peppery this morning after hearing the news a tradie will be attending the office to…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Carnarvon man left with a week’s meal prep after dropping his groceries on the footpath for a few seconds

Belle February 18, 2024 Up North

A Carnarvon man was left shocked today after accidentally dropping a few bags of groceries out of his car and finding himself with a week’s…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS True-ish Crime

WA School kid arrested with 10 kilos of pure ham destined for the schoolyard

Belle February 18, 2024

WA Police have swooped on a South Eastern suburbs property this morning after a tip-off from an anonymous source. After executing a search warrant at…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Collingwood jealous over how many MCG home games Taylor Swift has in a row

Belle February 17, 2024

There is trouble brewing in the Collingwood camp with the team outraged that visiting superstar Taylor Swift has 3 home games at the G in…

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