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    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man who recently moved into East Vic Park reckons he’s ready for these bad boys 

Belle May 11, 2024

While he considers himself the high watermark of culture one could argue that considering yourself an expert in ethnic cuisine after a few months is…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Kwinana tradie’s sleepless weekend lifestyle finally pays off as he catches the Aurora Australis this morning 

Belle May 11, 2024

Everyone is always telling Kwinana-based concreter Bretto to get some rest over the weekend but who’s laughing now? As per tradition, Bretto’s weekend starts at…

View More Kwinana tradie’s sleepless weekend lifestyle finally pays off as he catches the Aurora Australis this morning 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

SOR Man who had 6 months to wash his crusty bedsheets blames BoM for depriving him of a chance today 

Belle May 10, 2024

A proud SOR resident has blamed being rainfished on the fact his bedsheets are still not washed and resemble something the Ah Real Monsters cast…

View More SOR Man who had 6 months to wash his crusty bedsheets blames BoM for depriving him of a chance today 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

BREAKING: Mature Aged Student Has Nothing to Add

Belle May 9, 2024

A mature aged student has left his fellow students stunned this morning after going an entire lecture without hijacking the topic with a personal anecdote…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Family hold intervention after dad caught huffing bag of freshly mowed grass

Belle May 9, 2024

Tom’s family knew he had a problem after discovering he was carrying around a bag of fresh grass clippings to get him through the day. …

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man who grew up watching Huey making everyone uncomfortable with that butter 

Belle May 6, 2024

Jack recently took a bunch of mates down to his Falcon holiday shack and exposed them to meals straight from the Huey culinary school of…

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