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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

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    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

BREAKING: Optus asks whichever child hacked their system this time to kindly knock it off

Belle November 8, 2023

Optus has a very stern message for whichever 12-year-old brought down their entire telecommunications infrastructure last night – knock it off! Since about midnight, Optus…

View More BREAKING: Optus asks whichever child hacked their system this time to kindly knock it off
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Margot Robbie starstruck after meeting Spud King at Gin launch

Belle November 7, 2023

Margot Robbie is still recovering from a brush with fame during her recent trip to Perth to launch her Gin company. During the event, the…

View More Margot Robbie starstruck after meeting Spud King at Gin launch
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Sloppy Kent That Got In 100s of Photos at Ascot Reckons He Can Pull Off a Sickie Tomorrow

Belle November 7, 2023

Despite peppering his non-private social media with pissed up race day photos, Tim still reckons he can pull off the perfect ruse tomorrow by telling…

View More Sloppy Kent That Got In 100s of Photos at Ascot Reckons He Can Pull Off a Sickie Tomorrow
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Awkward scenes as Margot Robbie mistakes a group of Pilbara princesses for fans

Belle November 7, 2023

Margot Robbie got a rather unexpected reaction when she mistook a group of ladies in pink high-visibility tops as fans waiting for an autograph. It…

View More Awkward scenes as Margot Robbie mistakes a group of Pilbara princesses for fans
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Fairly savage outbreak of hay fever judging by all that sniffing going on in the Ascot toilets

Belle November 7, 2023

It appears that Mother Nature is having a pollen party at Ascot, at least judging by the rapid and consistent sniffing being heard in the…

View More Fairly savage outbreak of hay fever judging by all that sniffing going on in the Ascot toilets
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Calls for the test to be played at the WACA given a big, hot construction site captures the essence of WA accurately 

Belle November 7, 2023

Eastern State cricket commentators have laughed at WA’s decision to host the Pakistan test at Perth Stadium given the anticipated low attendance. It can make…

View More Calls for the test to be played at the WACA given a big, hot construction site captures the essence of WA accurately 

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