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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Jimmy Barnes concert to replace seating with outdoor Bali settings to better suit crowd

    Jimmy Barnes has made an executive decision to supply all his VIP concert attendees with the level of budget luxury they are accustomed to at…

    Belle February 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    A Day in the Life of a Certified Forklift Operator

    6:00 am – I wake up on me girlfriend’s mum’s futon. I’m no longer allowed to use the bathroom after she found my bucket set…

    Belle February 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: The Eastern State mind can’t comprehend our toll-less utopia

    A man visiting Westralia from Sydney has been left as stunned as a mullet at a taser party while driving on our roads. In a…

    Belle February 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Concerns after a battalion of emus put in a bid for Leeuwin Barracks 

    Western Australia is on high alert this morning after it was revealed a battalion of emus related to the original army that conquered WA in…

    Belle February 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    A day in the life of a Nissan Patrol driver

    7:00 am – I awaken to the sun shining on my face and birds chirping. It’s like a Disney scene if the character passed out…

    Belle February 5, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Aussie dads suffering acute withdrawal after Bunnings was closed for a whole day

Belle March 30, 2024

While many Australians who forgot to stock up on piss felt the effects of not having an alcoholic bevvie for a day, local dads felt…

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Bell Tower Times Lifestyle

REPORT: Wearing Bunnings Trade Hoodie Makes Weekend Warrior Feel Like A Big Man 

Belle March 30, 2024

Daryl is a purebred, fair dinkum self-renovating, trailer dodging Bunnings super-nuffie and he’s got the PowerPass card to prove it.  Before any new trip to…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

8 of the best Perth day-drinking spots to spend a day off

Belle March 29, 2024

Living in Perth is all about making the most of our spectacular weather. If you don’t you may as well move to Melbourne and day…

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Mr “I Forgot Booze on Good Friday”

Belle March 29, 2024 Drugs & AlcoholMajor Event

Daryl wakes up happier than a Boost Juice Employee with half a gram MD shelved up their sunshine-hole. It’s Good Friday, so Daryl plans to…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

Belle March 29, 2024

Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Frank from Balcatta offers to help Coles out with cash issues if Armaguard fall through

Belle March 28, 2024

Good ol’ Frank from Balcatta has extended an offer that Coles can’t refuse after he heard they were having issues with cash deliveries. Coles has…

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