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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Authorities remind backpackers not to attempt to drive a Mitsubishi Delica up Bluff Knoll to see the snow 

    Bluff Knoll received a dusting of snow yesterday – somewhat comparable to a math’s professor’s dandruff cascading majestically down his blazer in the warm projector…

    Belle July 21, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Perth Bali Bogan Now Fully Transitioned Into Japan Pest

    A former Perth Bali bogan has seen the light and no longer darken the holding cell floor at Denpasar Airport. He is now a scourge…

    Belle July 20, 2025
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  • BREAKING NEWS Featured

    Leering Tradie Alleges He Was Catfished After Driver Of P-Plated Suzuki Swift Turned Out To Be Middle Aged Man

    An upset Perth tradie is considering his options after being the victim of what he claims to be a “fraudulent misrepresentation” this morning.  His problems…

    Belle July 20, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Fair Chance The Guy On Your Euro Flight Squawking For a Beer At 10am Is From Perth

    There was little doubt in people’s minds that the already drunk guy on a flight from London to Amsterdam this morning was from Western Australia…

    Belle July 20, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    RAM Release First Rev Powered “Endowment” Pump for Eager Customer Base

    RAM has sent a powerful message to its customer base, “YOU TALKED AND WE LISTENED”. Accordingly, RAM has released the first state-of-the-art, ram-powered peen pump…

    Belle July 20, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

ChatGPT crashes after trying to learn from Perth Smart Freeway data

Belle September 21, 2023

ChatGPT has lost several artificial-IQ points after attempting to process data from the Perth Smart Freeway system. It turns out that Skynets foetus was clever…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

What your favourite Perth foreshore says about you: Part 2

Belle September 21, 2023 WA Culture

Burswood – while your body is cooking some disgusting Coles’ honey soy chicken skewers on the BBQ your heart is chucking a slash in the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

What your favourite Perth foreshore says about you: Part 1

Belle September 21, 2023 WA Culture

South Perth – you love wide open spaces, skyline vistas, and cyclists going apeshit at pedestrians on the shared path. You like to downplay your role…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

WA considering mobilising the great emu army after getting dogged on Bertie Beetle show bags

Belle September 20, 2023

Tonight, WA is considering its options after the news broke that the Perth Royal Show will not have Bertie Beetle show bags on offer. Official…

View More WA considering mobilising the great emu army after getting dogged on Bertie Beetle show bags
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

BREAKING: The Swan River Strikes Again! Another Tourist Stitched Up

Belle September 20, 2023 WA Culture

An innocent trip to visit her friends turned sinister this afternoon after Wendy was left wondering who tf shat themselves in her rental car as…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Father heartbroken after his sons Raptah & Fordan express desire to own an EV one day

Belle September 20, 2023

Kev thought he’d stacked the deck just right to make the type of men out of his sons that he could be proud of one…

View More Father heartbroken after his sons Raptah & Fordan express desire to own an EV one day

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  • Fair Chance The Guy On Your Euro Flight Squawking For a Beer At 10am Is From Perth
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