Idiot Melburnian visiting Perth thinks he can just waltz in and grab a coffee after 3 pm
A clueless Melbourne arsehole has entered our great nation of Westralia and is expected to satisfy his coffee craving after 3 pm today. Locals called…
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New op shop opening next to Raine Square boutiques to reach customers who can afford op shops
Chanel. Louis Vuitton. Tiffany & Co. What do these brands have in common? They are about to share Rain Square with a real heavy hitter…
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Local Lycra Warrior Has an Unsettling Twinkle in His Eye After Perth’s Jai Hindley Takes Out Tour de France Stage
Local Lycra warrior and 3 abreast specialist Tony has sprung out of bed. Still charging from watching Perth boy Jai Hindley break away in the…
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New Study Reveals Spud King’s Body Hair Surpasses Arctic Wear in Warming Efficiency
Australian consumers could soon be wearing a Galati-leg-hair-Gilet or a full body hair sleeping bag after a groundbreaking study has revealed that the spud king’s…
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Art Attack Reboot Planned Where Neil Smashes Piss While Painting To Appeal To Millennial Audience
Finally! Art Attack is coming back to the screens in a modern re-envisioning where Neil will spend most of the episode getting pissed as he…
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BREAKING: The Thames Now 100% Salt Water After Flood Of English Tears
The mighty Thames has been reclassified from brackish water to a 100% pure marine environment after the weekend saw countless gigalitres of English tears flow…
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