Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year
Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…
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Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch
Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…
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WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday
Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…
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NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon
Plans for the latest Perth suburb in the ever-expansive sprawl have moved one step closer after the successful launch of the Orion as part of…
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Albanese Expected to Remind Nation West Coast Are Back in Tonight’s Address
Prime Minister Albanese has made the decision to hold a special national address tonight to inform the people of Australia about a very important issue.…
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Fuel companies apologise for price-gouging and promise fair prices over Easter
In a stunning turn of events, several fuel companies operating in Australia has released a joint statement apologising to the public for opportunistic price gouging…
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