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    Mining giants Rio Tinto & Glencore consider merger to create the world’s longest online induction 

    The mining world has been rocked after Rio Tinto announced it was reinvigorating negotiations with Glencore over the idea of creating the world’s longest online…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: needless to say Patrol driver not taking cycling event related road closures well

    Local Patrol driver Brayden has run into his absolute kryptonite today after inadvertently finding himself redirected due to the Westbridge Funds cycling championship in Perth…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    English Cricket Team stranded in Australia after being unable to catch a plane either 

    The English Cricket Team have come to grips with the painful realisation that they may never leave Australia after discovering a plane was also something…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Drive-in theatre planned for Stirling bridge to entertain gridlocked motorists during Fremantle Traffic Bridge closure

    The Western Australian Government has announced that Stirling Bridge will become a drive-in theatre in February this year.  The move is to give motorists diverted…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    England claim moral victory after snicko hands Aussies 4-1 Ashes win

    England has sensationally claimed they would’ve won The Ashes 5-0 if it wasn’t for the umpire assistance technology snicko. According to England, the couple of…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance

Belle January 2, 2026

Thomas aka “Rig Brah” was forced to take a long hard look in the mirror after an eye-opening effort at his friend’s Xmas party last…

View More Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out

Belle January 2, 2026

Scabs man, Jase, has suffered the shock of a lifetime after managing to summon what appeared to be half of Ireland to his table after…

View More Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch

Belle January 1, 2026

A Perth man has been given his marching orders after a concerned member of the public reported him to the police after overhearing a chilling…

View More Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Morley looks to the future as revellers welcome in 1996 in style 

Belle January 1, 2026

The good people of Morley have partied long into the night after welcoming in 1996 in their glorious suburb.  The streets were packed with the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover

Belle January 1, 2026

Damo, a double bacon deluxe of a bloke, has tried every trick in the book to beat his brutal hangover today. Alas, nothing seems to…

View More Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Ford Ranger driver resolves to change absolutely nothing in the New Year 

Belle December 31, 2025

A Ford Ranger driver has declared himself perfect in every way and when the clock hits 12:01, the man has resolved to change absolutely nothing…

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  • Drive-in theatre planned for Stirling bridge to entertain gridlocked motorists during Fremantle Traffic Bridge closure
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