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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

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    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

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    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

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    Fremantle Dockers appoint Peter Dutton coach for his ability to shut down the opposition

    The Fremantle Dockers have made a shock decision this evening to appoint ousted opposition leader Peter Dutton head coach of the footy club. The board…

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WA man’s commitment to the Milk Carton Regatta has him on the brink of digestive ruin

Belle November 11, 2022

To say Brent has become a sharty, gaseous bag of shit would probably be a kind description. However, it’s all for a good cause –…

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A Perth office is still in pieces after a weapon of mass coolstruction detonated in the lobby this morning. What caused this blast of swag…

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REPORT: Twiggy drops ball on buying Mrs Mac’s and stuffing em full of all that Harvey Beef of his

Belle November 10, 2022

For a man who likes to swoop in and save the day of struggling iconic Australian brands, the Twigmeister has failed to combine the two…

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Switching to a Vegemite roast chook marks biggest change to Perth tradie’s diet in 35 years

Belle November 10, 2022

Cambo still doesn’t know what came over him this morning when he made the biggest dietary change to his smoko routine in 35 years –…

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Filmmakers looking forward to $100M state-of-the-art film & TV studio concrete slab in 3 years

Belle November 10, 2022

Due diligence has begun to ascertain the viability of a $100M state-of-the-art film & TV studio concrete slab to be built south of Whiteman Park…

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Fisheries launch massive operation after reports “suspicious characters” were evading detection in Mandurah

Belle November 9, 2022

“Anytime, anywhere”, an absolutely fuming Fisheries officer told The Times as he paced back and forth in his office becoming increasingly more irritated by the…

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