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    Giant red bin erected in Secret Harbour to commemorate by-election win

    Secret Harbour is waking up to the dawn of a new age. Not only did they vote to leave the EU but they have now…

    Belle August 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Jetstar outdoes South African plane’s dangerously close flyover stunt by getting dangerously close to not cancelling a flight

    Rugby fans were left amazed and in need of new grundies after two Airlink planes performed a dangerously close flyover of DHL Stadium in Cape…

    Belle August 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Secret Harbour set to leave the EU after One Nation victory

    The first order of business for British outpost Secret Harbour is to break the shackles of what they feel is a bad deal as a…

    Belle August 30, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    AFL scraps Wildcard Round effective immediately after Collingwood fail to make finals

    The AFL has announced that in hindsight it had wasted its and everyone else’s time with this wildcard malarkey after it failed to get Collingwood…

    Belle August 29, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Donald Trump hits hole-in-one on the 12th at The Cut in Dawesville

    Some say it’s nearly impossible to ace the 12th at The Cut against the howling Mandurah breeze but US President Donald Trump proved the haters…

    Belle August 28, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Motorist’s rapid acceleration after not realising the light went green hasn’t smoothed things over

Belle September 16, 2023

A distracted driver earned an almighty horn this afternoon after failing to notice the light had gone green and sitting at the intersection like a…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Influencers decide it’s time to have another baby as first one isn’t racking up the likes anymore 

Belle September 16, 2023

A young mummy & daddy influencing superteam has decided the time is right to bring another precious life into this world after a thorough review…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Australia pre-emptively apologises to Germany for its citizens heading over for Oktoberfest

Belle September 16, 2023

With Oktoberfest set to begin today, Australia has taken the extraordinary measure of issuing a formal apology to Germany for the inevitable conduct of Aussie…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Ex-Coles customer starts grocery shopping at the servo to make some savings

Belle September 16, 2023 WA Culture

A Coles customer sick of getting bent over the barrel at his once favourite supermarket has decided to just buy all his shit from the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth man puts up decoy E-Plate to avoid ute favours for friends & family 

Belle September 15, 2023

Perth man, Traylor, has had enough of being the first port of call for every greasy freeloader in his friends & family circle. From Marketplace…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

5 Secrets Of Success For Being A Hot Young Professional Tool

Belle September 15, 2023

So, the very definition of human achievement has been redefined by you securing a $40k a year graduate position through a family friend that owed…

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