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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Cold, wet weather expected, scientists calling this seasonal phenomenon “winter”

Belle July 24, 2022

“Shocking” scenes are expected as Perth is forecast to encounter colder temperatures and possible rain this coming week on account of the southern hemisphere currently…

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Invisible Lats Syndrome Sufferer Sues Employer Over Inadequately Wide Doors

Belle July 24, 2022

In a landmark case, ol’ Terry Two-Canoes has brought legal action against his employer for lower back pain suffered by having to skew his body…

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Bunnings denies hiring 1000’s of sketch artists related to ditching facial recognition cams

Belle July 24, 2022

The Australian Information Commissioner is reported highly suspicious of Bunnings & Kmart hiring thousands of sketch artists in the wake of ditching their controversial facial…

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Party & Entertainment Unique & Other

Mr & Ms Splendour in the Grass

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Ben & Celeste’s Instagram bios are wankier than a boarding dorm after lights out. They claim they need your help to send them to Byron…

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Seasoned Glastonbury Festival Brit Doesn’t Get What All The Splendour Weather Fuss Is About

Belle July 22, 2022

British backpackers are having trouble understanding why Australians are being so precious over the rained out Splendour In The Grass festival.  A British national who…

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ATO Warns Rio Tinto Not To Try A $1 Billion “Laundry Claim” Next Year After Record Tax Avoidance Settlement

Belle July 22, 2022

The ATO says it has no time to pat itself on the back after reaching an agreement with mining giant Rio Tinto to pay an…

View More ATO Warns Rio Tinto Not To Try A $1 Billion “Laundry Claim” Next Year After Record Tax Avoidance Settlement

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