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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Trump denies desperation after begging Perth to send floating party cube to Strait of Hormuz

    The Trumpinator 2000 is on a mission to sow chaos across the globe and is demanding his allies help chip in to a war they…

    Belle March 19, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Coles and Woolworths thank petrol companies for taking the heat off them

    Coles and Woolworths have each sent a thankyou hamper of marked down treats to the major petrol companies for managing to keep their own despicable…

    Belle March 18, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Government permits Woodside to pump crude oil directly into motorists’ tanks to alleviate cost pressure

    Forget high sulphur fuel, the salvation Aussie motorists need from the fuel crisis is coming from WA’s own Woodside who have long sought to cut…

    Belle March 17, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    St Paddy’s Day sees statewide shortage of traffic controllers in WA

    The WA construction industry has ground to a halt today after thousands of traffic controllers mysteriously called in sick on St Paddy’s Day. It is…

    Belle March 17, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Australians allowed early access to super to afford Easter

    The Albanese Government has rolled out a range of measures to combat the ever-burgeoning cost of living allegedly caused by the Iran war. Punters will…

    Belle March 17, 2026
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Bell Tower Times Local

Inner north woman’s credentials queried after failing to spend Sundays queuing for a bagel

Belle February 12, 2023

An inner north 27 year old has shocked her community by bucking the trend and not joining the hordes of activewear-clad boiled bread seekers on…

View More Inner north woman’s credentials queried after failing to spend Sundays queuing for a bagel
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Bell Tower Times Work & Study

Mr. Perth Real Estate Agent

Belle February 12, 2023

After listening to several hundred hours of corny self-help podcasts, old mate has decided to abandon his birth name and go by Clooney. He looks…

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Bell Tower Times Lifestyle

Swanbourne Exhibitionist Sues Bottomless Brunch For Misleading Advertising

Belle February 12, 2023

A Swanbourne exhibitionist was left red-cheeked last weekend after being forcibly removed from a bottomless brunch for taking it a little too literally. Witnesses said…

View More Swanbourne Exhibitionist Sues Bottomless Brunch For Misleading Advertising
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Perth Man Who Has Had A Gutful Of His Car Treats Himself To A Staycation At Crown

Belle February 11, 2023

A Perth man who bought an Alfa Romeo sports car at the lowest moment of his midlife crisis has had an absolute gutful of the…

View More Perth Man Who Has Had A Gutful Of His Car Treats Himself To A Staycation At Crown
Bell Tower Times Entertainment

WA put on high alert as Sting concert leaves toey boomers with a tantric-twinkle in their eyes

Belle February 11, 2023

A lot of the focus this weekend has been on the UFC but let’s not forget about the real threat – horny boomers getting all…

View More WA put on high alert as Sting concert leaves toey boomers with a tantric-twinkle in their eyes
BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

RHCP To Dedicate “Under The Bridge” To All The Trucks That Have Struggled Under Baysie Over The Years

Belle February 10, 2023

A source close to The Red Hot Chilli Peppers has confirmed frontman Anthony Kiedis has taken a particular interest in all the lost mechanical souls…

View More RHCP To Dedicate “Under The Bridge” To All The Trucks That Have Struggled Under Baysie Over The Years

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