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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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Vic Park man apologises to The Barefoot Investor as he orders 4th delivered feed for the day

Belle November 13, 2022

Victoria Park man, James exchanged a sorrowful glance with his copy of The Barefoot Investor on his coffee table as he completed an order for…

View More Vic Park man apologises to The Barefoot Investor as he orders 4th delivered feed for the day
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Perth thanks Mandurah for luring all the fams with screeching kids away for a weekend

Belle November 13, 2022

Mandurah doesn’t always come through with the goods but when it does, it does it in style. This is very true for the first weekend…

View More Perth thanks Mandurah for luring all the fams with screeching kids away for a weekend
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BREAKING: People who go barefoot on planes to be placed on a register

Belle November 13, 2022

Save for providing reliable flights & reasonable fares, Aussie airlines are doing all they can to try and entice people back onto their planes. In…

View More BREAKING: People who go barefoot on planes to be placed on a register
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WA motorist’s outlook on driving improves after deciding to throw up more shakas

Belle November 12, 2022

Jezza often found himself getting lost in the endless frustration & negativity that even a short drive on WA roads can bring out in a…

View More WA motorist’s outlook on driving improves after deciding to throw up more shakas
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$1500 Nikon Just Paid for Itself After Generic Jacaranda Photo Crushes Amateur Photog Rival

Belle November 12, 2022

Simone has a question for all her haters who said she was never going to make the most out of her fancy new Nikon, “how…

View More $1500 Nikon Just Paid for Itself After Generic Jacaranda Photo Crushes Amateur Photog Rival
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WA man’s commitment to the Milk Carton Regatta has him on the brink of digestive ruin

Belle November 11, 2022

To say Brent has become a sharty, gaseous bag of shit would probably be a kind description. However, it’s all for a good cause –…

View More WA man’s commitment to the Milk Carton Regatta has him on the brink of digestive ruin

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