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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    England starts drinking now in preparation for 2027 Ashes 

    The English Cricket Team have sent a powerful message to its haters by starting their vigorous preparation for the 2027 Ashes right now. As reported…

    Belle January 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    The 10 Best WA Beaches To Teach Your Kids Important Life Lessons 

    WA is known for two things – shithot beaches and being a wonderful place to raise a family. So why not combine the two and…

    Belle January 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Mining giants Rio Tinto & Glencore consider merger to create the world’s longest online induction 

    The mining world has been rocked after Rio Tinto announced it was reinvigorating negotiations with Glencore over the idea of creating the world’s longest online…

    Belle January 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: needless to say Patrol driver not taking cycling event related road closures well

    Local Patrol driver Brayden has run into his absolute kryptonite today after inadvertently finding himself redirected due to the Westbridge Funds cycling championship in Perth…

    Belle January 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    English Cricket Team stranded in Australia after being unable to catch a plane either 

    The English Cricket Team have come to grips with the painful realisation that they may never leave Australia after discovering a plane was also something…

    Belle January 9, 2026
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The Bell Tower Times Year In Review (PART 1)

Belle December 29, 2022

Esperance takes a shot at the king (January) – It seems ol sunny Esperance was sick of Cottesloe being WA’s most iconic beach so they…

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Bartender Desperately Needs To Go To Happy Place After 1000th Lemon, Lime & Bitters Order For The Festive Season 

Belle December 28, 2022

It’s no secret that the silly season brings with it great hordes of non-pub people. What drink do non-pub types love more than anything else?…

View More Bartender Desperately Needs To Go To Happy Place After 1000th Lemon, Lime & Bitters Order For The Festive Season 
BREAKING NEWS Local

Suburban Street Descends Into Anarchy As Confusion Over Bin Day Takes Hold

Belle December 28, 2022

A quiet suburban street in Perth’s south has been gripped by the grimey claw of bin-day fever. A coupla public holidays in a row have…

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Featured From the Zoo

Top 4 Signs You’re Lost In The Void Of The “Gooch Period” – Xmas to New Years

Belle December 28, 2022

Each year, time & space ceases to exist as we know it as life enters a confusing void between X-Mas and the New Year. By…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured Local

South Perth to Release “That Part of the Swan River Where You Think Your Passenger Shat Themselves” Fragrance

Belle December 27, 2022 WA Culture

As the weather warms up, Mother Nature reminds Perth she’s still here by releasing the iconic Swan River shart stench into the air. It’s truly…

View More South Perth to Release “That Part of the Swan River Where You Think Your Passenger Shat Themselves” Fragrance
BREAKING NEWS Featured

Camry Driver Charged With Hooning After Taking a Corner at a Blistering 10km/h

Belle December 27, 2022 car

WA Police are ropable after witnessing a Camry Driver exceed their driving ability and took a suburban corner at an absolutely steaming 10km/h.  This 2Fast2Incompetent…

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  • English Cricket Team stranded in Australia after being unable to catch a plane either 
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