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    Karrinyup Shopper Notices Absolutely No Difference Amid Telstra Outage

    As always, Karrinyup shoppers were blissfully unaware of the Telstra network outage today as they went about their usual days perusing goods in Perth’s most…

    Belle July 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Telstra Manages to Make Optus Look Like a Competent Network

    A nationwide Telstra outage has done what experts previously said was not possible – it has made their rival Optus look like a competent network…

    Belle July 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Americans Baffled World Cup Continues After the World Just Got Knocked Out

    Millions of Americans all over the country are in a state of total confusion as to why the World Cup hasn’t been called off seeing…

    Belle July 7, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Australia Announces Public Holiday to Celebrate America Getting Smashed Out of the World Cup After Blatantly Cheating

    Albo has announced that going forward the 7th July will be celebrated as a day of delicious karma after Belgium wiped the floor with them…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    China Plays Down Pacific Missile Test as Temu’s New Ultra Express Delivery Option

    China has told its pacific allies to take a chill pill today after going through with their plans to test ballistic missiles in the region.…

    Belle July 6, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

REPORT: Perth Truckie Has A Real Twinkle In His Eye Today

Belle April 15, 2023

A Perth truck driver has apparently woken up feeling extra frisky. His housemate confirmed that he spent the morning pigeon-chesting around the rental exclaiming that…

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A Tribute To Bayswater Bridge, The Hungriest Girl We’ll Ever Know

Belle April 14, 2023 WA Culture

Baysie, you entered this world in 1969 as you rose from the ashes of your 1910 predecessor. Built with steel harder than an Esperance surfer’s…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Exmouth Blokes Feeling Inadequate After Hearing The Solar Eclipse Will Last A Full Minute

Belle April 13, 2023

Exmouth blokes have got their backs up over the total solar eclipse claims it will last 62 seconds on the 20 April. Many in the…

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CLASSIC PERTH RECIPES: The Belmont Stew 

Belle April 13, 2023

Feeds: 42,257 Prep time: 117 years INGREDIENTS 3 mounds of Ascot horse shit (fresh is preferred and there’s plenty to forage) 2 cloves of toey…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Western Burbs Casual Gym Goer Isn’t Fooling Anyone With That $1K Garmin Watch

Belle April 12, 2023

A western suburbs gym goer who typically puts in 5 minutes on the treadmill and another 25 minutes of walking aimlessly around the weights section…

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Bell Tower Times Local

Bubble Tea Business Really Liking The Look Of That Albany Highway Vacancy In EVP

Belle April 12, 2023

An up-and-coming bubble tea vendor has literally licked her lips as she drove past a vacant shopfront on Albany Highway East Vic Park.  So enamoured…

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