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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

    Belle May 7, 2025
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    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

    Belle May 5, 2025
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Stressed Worker Takes Day Off To Enjoy Relaxing Meltdown On the Golf Course 

Belle May 25, 2022

Adam had put in several long weeks working hard to meet a deadline for one of his firm’s latest tenders. To reward himself, he booked…

View More Stressed Worker Takes Day Off To Enjoy Relaxing Meltdown On the Golf Course 
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IN FOCUS: Brightly Framed Spectacles

Belle May 25, 2022

There comes a time in every ageing art teacher’s life when they decide it’s time to evolve into their final form and rock a pair…

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The WA Footy Dad

Belle May 25, 2022

Roger was a former Under 16’s rising star who suckled from the sweet half time orange slice of success until one day he stopped growing.…

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Captain High Beam Treating Suburban Perth Like He’s Bushbashing In Outback Kalgoorlie

Belle May 24, 2022

The one thing about Freddy is, he isn’t the kind of man to do things by halves. So when he heard that one should turn…

View More Captain High Beam Treating Suburban Perth Like He’s Bushbashing In Outback Kalgoorlie
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Docker’s Fan Petitions AFL To Ban Wet Weather Footy

Belle May 22, 2022 flagmantle

 Diehard Docker’s fan, Bruce, started a petition calling for the official ban of wet weather footy during halftime of last week’s clash against the Suns. …

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Albo Gets “6000” Neck Tattoo To Commemorate Acceptance By WA People

Belle May 22, 2022

In a joyous victory speech, Albo thanked the WA people for helping make that “weak dog” ScoMo piss at the polls and helping the ALP…

View More Albo Gets “6000” Neck Tattoo To Commemorate Acceptance By WA People

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  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
  • IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute
  • Fremantle Dockers appoint Peter Dutton coach for his ability to shut down the opposition

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