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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 

    James Blunt is in town for a concert tonight but wasted no time getting involved in the main recreational activity of his people.  Thus, the…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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“Optus Stadium” to be renamed Durex Stadium in honour of something that can stop an unwanted kid getting in

Belle October 1, 2022

It seems the multi-billion dollar company was no match for what is thought to be a pack of kids operating out of their family computer…

View More “Optus Stadium” to be renamed Durex Stadium in honour of something that can stop an unwanted kid getting in
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Ms Property Manager

Belle October 1, 2022 rental

For most people, the last 2 years will be remembered as one of the worst times in recent history for renting a pad. Jenny, however,…

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Baking apprenticeship enquiries soar 5000% after reports of under 16s nang ban

Belle September 29, 2022

News of the WA Government’s plan to ban nangs for under 16-year-olds has sent Perth’s youth into a career-focused frenzy. With a record 5000% spike…

View More Baking apprenticeship enquiries soar 5000% after reports of under 16s nang ban
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Mnt Pleasant seeks trademark to stop other suburbs using pleasantry based descriptors

Belle September 27, 2022

Mount Pleasant has sent the real estate world into a spin today after declaring it was “consulting its legal team” to get some intellectual property…

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Optus blames copy of Limewire downloaded to head office computer in 2006 for data breach

Belle September 27, 2022

Optus has come out strongly against the actions of a “rogue” employee’s kid who got bored waiting around his father’s office and downloaded a copy…

View More Optus blames copy of Limewire downloaded to head office computer in 2006 for data breach
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City of Freo considers banning bicycles to address high rates of bike theft

Belle September 27, 2022

It’s a familiar sight in Freo community groups each morning. Another resident frustratingly separated from their two-wheeled chariots. It’s no secret that Freo is one…

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  • Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 
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  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
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