Tables are turned as WorkSafe probes extraterrestrials over entering mine site without authorisation
A pair of extraterrestrials have been given a rude welcome to Western Australia after crashing into a mine site outside of Newman. Naturally, the inquisitive…
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What your favourite major fast food chain says about you
Maccas – you’re a plain Jane punter whose idea of getting crazy is dipping a chip into a sundae. You have no idea why your Bumble…
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Repeat offenders to be sentenced to lengthy Essendon contracts
Criminal jurisdictions around Australia have come up with a novel deterrent to try and correct the course of many of the nation’s repeat offenders. The…
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Kalamunda parents forbid daughter’s blooming romance with boy from down the hill
A Kalamunda family has been torn apart after Kaleigh admitted she had partaken of the forbidden fruit of the High Wycombe riff-raff. In a heated…
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Perth motorist looking forward to copping every single red light on Leach Highway commute
A young man can’t wait to finish work today as he knows damn well the treat that Perth infrastructure has in store for him as…
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WA construction site endures second day of bikie trial analysis from bloke who lies about knowing 1%’ers
There are productivity concerns for a local construction site today as a tatted up labourer who tells porky pies about his association with 1%ers fires…
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