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    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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Dealing with ya shitfabrains boss

Belle August 17, 2022

G’day farkwits, Keifo here. Even an untameable bull like me sometoimes has to work under some flog who reckons he’s me “boss”. It’s an unfortunate part…

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Mr East Victoria Park

Belle August 17, 2022

Samuel couldn’t believe his luck when his rental application for an East Vic Park dilapidated shoebox was accepted. Finally, he got the opportunity to pay…

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Recruiters finally reveal correct answer to biggest weakness interview question: “open bar at the office party”

Belle August 15, 2022

Anyone who has been interviewed by a corporate gasbag knows that the “what’s your greatest weakness” question is one of the worst things you can…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs. Staycation Perth

Belle August 15, 2022

Sophia woke up with a real urge to shove her high disposable income and nuanced tastes down the throats of her friends & family. So…

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Golden Triangle Girls Suffering from Birkenstock Withdrawal Make Most of Current Weather

Belle August 14, 2022

Winter is known to cause the blues. For some people, it’s seasonal affective disorder. For other’s it’s an intense leg localised claustrophobia from the frabic…

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White Ox goes into liquidation after news darts will be banned in WA prisons

Belle August 12, 2022

In a massive blow for the Dutch baccy company, all tobacco products will be banned in WA prisons from October 2022 onwards.  Deciding it was…

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  • Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning
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