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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    AFP drop Ben Roberts-Smith prosecution after some bloke from Mandurah tells them they have fark all

    The AFP has sensationally dropped all charges against Ben Roberts-Smith after some bloke from Mandurah launched a grammarless tirade against them on Facebook today. In…

    Belle April 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wear 

    A Scabs bachelor on the wrong side of 40 is confident that the girls half his age he habitually tries to converse with are none-the-wiser…

    Belle April 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz

    First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington

    The President of Peace aka the Rapid Oompa Loompa King has claimed another negotiation victory today declaring a ceasefire between the SOR Perth suburbs of…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Australind service to Bunbury to recommence once Australind Bunbury Bypass is completed

    The WA Government has revealed the reason the Australind train to Bunbury is taking so long is due to a delay in constructing the Australind…

    Belle April 8, 2026
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Belmont man preemptively tells boss shove his job up his arse after buying lotto ticket from “lucky” kiosk 

Belle October 27, 2022

“What could go wrong?”, Jacko mused as he started planning his new life as a gazillionaire after picking up a ticket from a lucky kiosk.  Pontificating…

View More Belmont man preemptively tells boss shove his job up his arse after buying lotto ticket from “lucky” kiosk 
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POSTCODES: BROOME 6725

Belle October 27, 2022

If you like it hot, Northern and jam-packed full of retirees, bogans, and backpackers then look no further. Find out why people are saying, “it’s…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Stadium nudges out Marcus Stoinis for man of the match accolade 

Belle October 26, 2022

One could be fooled into thinking Stoinis’ heroic knock would earn him the man of the match in the T20 world cup match between Australia…

View More Perth Stadium nudges out Marcus Stoinis for man of the match accolade 
BREAKING NEWS Featured

WA dad reveals this years X-Mas present will be an hour of air-conditioning in face of rising electricity prices

Belle October 26, 2022

Rodney delivered the first stage of his family’s budget cuts this morning by smashing the second air-con remote against a wall in a cost-of-living-induced rage. …

View More WA dad reveals this years X-Mas present will be an hour of air-conditioning in face of rising electricity prices
BREAKING NEWS Featured

WA tradie on notice after failing to hit his “fuckens per sentence” KPI

Belle October 25, 2022

A difficult conversation went down today between a WA sparky and his employer after several senior tradesmen on site observed the young man failing to…

View More WA tradie on notice after failing to hit his “fuckens per sentence” KPI
BREAKING NEWS Featured

Regional WA netball team tells Gina – we’ll rebrand as the “Western Coal Miners” for a taste of that $15M

Belle October 23, 2022

A less discerning WA regional club has sent an open letter to Hancock Prospecting advising that they’ll rename themselves the “Ginas”, the “Western Coal Miners”…

View More Regional WA netball team tells Gina – we’ll rebrand as the “Western Coal Miners” for a taste of that $15M

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  • Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington
  • Australind service to Bunbury to recommence once Australind Bunbury Bypass is completed
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