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    Perth Convention Centre to be replaced by a Stratco flatpack shed as part of revised redevelopment plan 

    The WA Government has decided to call off the $1.6B redevelopment of the Perth Convention Centre and replace it with a more thrifty option.  As…

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    Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy

    A deluded tourist who believes he is god’s gift to the world has viciously lashed out at other tourists for doing the same touristy thing…

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    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

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Tricia Praised For Living To 65 And Never Lecturing A Millennial About Interest Rates Back In The Day

Belle July 8, 2022

If there was any doubt that Tricia was special, the fact that she never once raised her trunk to tell a millennial about the interest…

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Grad Lawyer Breaks Record For Most Business Cards Dished Out In An Arvo On The Turps

Belle July 8, 2022

A young graduate lawyer has admittedly “lost control” after he found himself unable to let a single human pass him by without handing them his…

View More Grad Lawyer Breaks Record For Most Business Cards Dished Out In An Arvo On The Turps
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Perth Council Enlists Hermes Endakis To Rein In eScooter Youths

Belle July 6, 2022

After unprecedented complaints from northern coastal hotspots, The City of Stirling has decided to introduce a man whose credentials in youth-wrangling speak for itself.  Endakis…

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WA Employer Asks Jobseeker Keen To Relocate From Over East – “You ok with camping?”

Belle July 6, 2022

As Perth rental vacancy rate drops below 1%, employers are thinking outside the box and looking to fill positions with candidates who aren’t all hung…

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“As Close As You’ll Get” – Jetstar To Give Perth Terminal Balinese Backyard Makeover For Passengers They Cancelled On

Belle July 5, 2022

Jetstar has listened to the concerns & complaints streaming in from frustrated customers who have had their flights to Bali cancelled this week. In response,…

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Childless Man Reckons His Unsolicited Parenting Advice Will Be a Real Mic Drop Moment

Belle July 4, 2022

Easy ridin’ bachelor and all-round sprogless individual Damian has swung into the rescue after observing a young couple having some parenting issues on the weekend.…

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  • Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre
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