Skip to content
The Bell Tower Times

The Bell Tower Times

Embrace the human zoo
Friday, November 07, 2025
The Bell Tower Times
  • The Human Zoo
    • Health & Medicine
    • Lifestyle, Love & Parenting
    • Work & Study
    • Perth & WA Locations
    • Travellers
    • Party & Entertainment
    • WA Culture & Notable Events
    • Internet Culture
    • Sports, Auto & Hobbies
    • Politics
    • Unique & Other
  • BREAKING NEWS
    • Entertainment
    • Lifestyle
    • Local
    • Regional
    • True-ish Crime
    • Technology & Finance
    • Politics
    • Sports
    • Business
    • Travel
    • Stories from the zoo
  • WA suburbs & towns
  • Hot Takes
    • From the Zoo
    • Reckons
    • Belle’s Lounge
  • Your Best Life
    • Health, Well Being, Parenting
    • Better Homes & Gardens
    • Cookery
    • Travel
    • Entertainment
    • Success
  • Contact Us
    • Sign Up For Belle’s Weekly Newsletter – Zesty News Served Fresh
  • Support the BTT
  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth Convention Centre to be replaced by a Stratco flatpack shed as part of revised redevelopment plan 

    The WA Government has decided to call off the $1.6B redevelopment of the Perth Convention Centre and replace it with a more thrifty option.  As…

    Belle November 6, 2025
    View More
  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy

    A deluded tourist who believes he is god’s gift to the world has viciously lashed out at other tourists for doing the same touristy thing…

    Belle November 6, 2025
    View More
  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

    Belle November 5, 2025
    View More
  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
    View More
  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
    View More

BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth To Become First Pop-Up CBD – Open For One Day Only! To Lure Back Crowds

Belle June 24, 2022

In an effort to draw crowds back to the CBD, Perth has proposed a radical strategy to be open for one day only! Given that’s…

View More Perth To Become First Pop-Up CBD – Open For One Day Only! To Lure Back Crowds
BREAKING NEWS Featured

WA Continues Reputation As An Inhospitable Place For Anyone Called Scott Morrison

Belle June 23, 2022

Another blow has been dealt to people named Scott Morrison as the coach of the Wildcats resigns after just one season in WA.  This comes…

View More WA Continues Reputation As An Inhospitable Place For Anyone Called Scott Morrison
BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Burger Hunter Decides Flying To L.A Will Be Quicker Than In-N-Out Pop-Up Line

Belle June 22, 2022

Perth is doing what Perth does best and the line for pop-up is growing considerably in length and girth.  So, burger hunter Daryl has crunched…

View More Perth Burger Hunter Decides Flying To L.A Will Be Quicker Than In-N-Out Pop-Up Line
BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Man’s ‘14 Photo Of In-N-Out Burger *In L.A* Going To Get An Absolute Rinsing Today

Belle June 22, 2022

Jason has been in a state of frustrated rage since hearing American burger chain In-N-Out is doing a pop-up in Perth today. He has spent…

View More Perth Man’s ‘14 Photo Of In-N-Out Burger *In L.A* Going To Get An Absolute Rinsing Today
BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth NIMBYs Demand Private Developers Halt Wave Park And Build Several Hospitals 

Belle June 21, 2022

Sections of the Perth NIMBY community are ropable that private developers using private equity have the audacity to pursue a wave park rather than build…

View More Perth NIMBYs Demand Private Developers Halt Wave Park And Build Several Hospitals 
BREAKING NEWS Featured

Thoughts & Prayers To Man Who Just Mentioned His Oven Around Air Fryer Enthusiast

Belle June 19, 2022

Perth man Craig was having a wonderful Sunday dinner with a group of friends when he made the unfortunate mistake of mentioning a dish he’d…

View More Thoughts & Prayers To Man Who Just Mentioned His Oven Around Air Fryer Enthusiast

Posts pagination

Previous page Page 1 … Page 374 Page 375 Page 376 … Page 512 Next page

TRENDING NEWS

  • Perth Convention Centre to be replaced by a Stratco flatpack shed as part of revised redevelopment plan 
  • Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy
  • Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers
  • Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre
  • Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up
  • Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

SUPPORT THE BTT

Become a Patron!
  • Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel
  • Leering Tradie Alleges He Was Catfished After Driver Of P-Plated Suzuki Swift Turned Out To Be Middle Aged Man
  • Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 
  • Moving down train carriage far too similar to merging for Perth to feel comfortable attempting
    • Privacy Policy
    The Bell Tower Times | Designed by: Theme Freesia | WordPress | © Copyright All right reserved