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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    Update on new Westralia public holidays

    Sadly, the Government didn’t go with Clive Denied Day or The Great Hail Storm of 2010 day but on the assumption the amendments pass this…

    Belle September 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards

    TransPerth has proudly announced it is roaring into the mid 2010s today by announcing that commuters will be able to pay for their fare with…

    Belle September 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK

    A local office drone has been left with an overwhelming sense that everything is going to be OK in the world after the AI software…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    HR manager responsible for 75% of employee stress suddenly wondering if they’re OK

    HR manager Liz has taken a 20-minute break from her reign of terror over the staff at a Perth consultancy firm to herd everyone into…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Local Kiwi reckons everything is choicer about NZ than Australia except evidently, living there

    A New Zealand expat has just finished another pub session loudly proclaiming the supremacy of New Zealand over his adopted country of residence. From the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

ScoMo, Clive Apply To High Court To Force WA To Secede After Reception To Campaigns

Belle May 4, 2022

Un-dynamic duo, ScoMo & Clive have joined forces once again to petition the High Court of Australia to force WA to secede after hurtful messages…

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Coffee Snob Upgrades Personality To “Insufferable” After Moka Pot Purchase 

Belle May 3, 2022

Many of Jack’s friendships hang in the balance after his recent decision to upgrade from annoying espresso-machine guy to full-blown insufferable Moka pot guy in…

View More Coffee Snob Upgrades Personality To “Insufferable” After Moka Pot Purchase 
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Freo Fan Has Seen Enough, Books Flights For September 

Belle May 1, 2022

Freo fanatic, Dave spent Saturday night telling all his beloved friends to shove it up their arse as the mighty purple was going to be…

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Perth Man Begins Camping Out At Taco Bell Construction Site 

Belle April 30, 2022

Canning Vale Man, Jeremy still struggles to live with himself after failing to be in the first wave of crook-digestion seeking hordes to descend upon…

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Freo Fan Decides It’s Time To Add “2022” To Flagmantle Face Tattoo

Belle April 28, 2022

Damo was called bold for getting “Flagmantle” inked across his forehead after the 3rd round. However, as confident as he was on a flag he…

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Butler Man Cracks A Smile For The First Time Since The World Cup

Belle April 28, 2022

Butler resident Bill has expressed feelings of normal human joy this afternoon after hearing the news that Manchester United will be returning to Perth in…

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    HR manager responsible for 75% of employee stress suddenly wondering if they’re OK
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