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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    WA mysteriously inundated with offers from Colombia after hearing about our brick shortage

    Western Australia has been blown away by the incredible number of offers coming from Colombian businessmen to help solve our brick shortage. We spoke to…

    Belle October 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Australian citizenship to be revoked for anyone calling their ute a ‘truck’

    The Australian Government has announced a strict anti-seppo law that aims to reverse the cultural rot rapidly creeping into our great Nation. Under the new…

    Belle October 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time

    Andy doesn’t have a problem. Just ask him. His Zooper Dooper consumption is fully under control. These are the lies that Andy tells himself each…

    Belle October 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence

    The Australian Government has announced that anyone commenting on Bindi Raye’s posts like she was a real person would be stripped of their right to…

    Belle September 30, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Freo dockers throw full support behind AFL’s proposal to shorten quarters

    In true AFL fashion, the League has been floating the idea of shortening quarters for the benefit of the athletes and more importantly so they…

    Belle September 30, 2026
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True-ish Crime

“Metamucil’s 11” – grey nomads plan one more big toilet paper heist before heading home to Perth 

Belle September 7, 2022

It was a day like any other for a regional caravan park in WA’s far north. After dealing with a lengthy complaint from a family…

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Perth mum inconsolable after finding son with the party drug “Nurofen” and a rolled up $5 note

Belle September 6, 2022

A Bull Creek mum has taken to social media in a desperate plea to get her boy help after finding this new party drug “Nurofen”…

View More Perth mum inconsolable after finding son with the party drug “Nurofen” and a rolled up $5 note
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WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms. Wildflower Season Perth

Belle September 6, 2022

Spring has sprung the amateur Perth photog community into action as hordes of Nikons & Nikonettes descend upon popular Perth wildflower spots in search of…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Man stranded in Bali livid he has to spend 5 more days getting pissed in an infinity pool

Belle September 5, 2022

“Bloody Jetstar”, Damo barks as he pops the top off his 4th brekkie Bintang while releasing a relieving stream into the idyllic infinity pool. Damo’s…

View More Man stranded in Bali livid he has to spend 5 more days getting pissed in an infinity pool
Featured Stories from the zoo

Western suburbs matriarch shocked to learn Perth has Eastern suburbs

Belle September 4, 2022

A western suburbs grandma had her world blown apart when she found out over lunch today that people live in the eastern quarter of Perth. …

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Hungover Bunnings employee reckons impending gift-vouchpocalypse might break him this arvo

Belle September 4, 2022

A Bunnings employee who unwisely overindulged watching the Flagmantle game last night is currently trying to channel his inner zen ahead of today’s gift voucher…

View More Hungover Bunnings employee reckons impending gift-vouchpocalypse might break him this arvo

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