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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon

    Plans for the latest Perth suburb in the ever-expansive sprawl have moved one step closer after the successful launch of the Orion as part of…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Travellers Featured

Mr Jetstar Passenger

Belle March 19, 2022

Dawren has grounded more planes than the Bermuda Triangle with less contrition than a Russian general. Today he has a holiday booked to the Denpasar…

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Featured Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Muay Thai Training Camp

Belle March 18, 2022 HobbysportsWorld

Derron developed a love for Muay Thai after spending countless hours filming himself belting his boxing bag when he couldn’t sleep after many hefty nights…

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Party & Entertainment Featured

Ms St Paddy’s Day

Belle March 17, 2022

It’s the vodka premix edition; jelly shots in the kitchen; Gemma stumbling that body; got every Irishman wishing; dress already stained with some rum; she’s…

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Featured From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Guys Who Punt On Ridiculous Multis

Belle March 17, 2022

Bit of a double standard when it comes to making a 50x return on your money. When it’s an old high school acquaintance sliding into…

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Perth & WA Locations Featured

Mr Scarborough

Belle March 15, 2022

Brad is a 3-day old bowl of leftovers slowly being scraped into the bin of middle life. This self-professed bad boy of Scabs proudly brandishes…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Baysie Bridge To Be Used As Wall Between NOR & SOR Due To Unrivalled Stopping Power

Belle March 15, 2022

Metronet has confirmed that the material from the demolished Bayswater Bridge will be repurposed and used to finally build a wall separating North & South…

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  • Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday
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  • WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday
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