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    20 years on private school boy still can’t look at a packet of SAOs the same

    It has been over two decades since Lachlan was a boy however evidently some memories fade slower than others. Being a proud PSA lad, he…

    Belle September 8, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Clive Palmer takes full credit for Queensland crushing his arch-nemesis WA’s dreams 

    Clive Palmer has sensationally announced that he is the sole reason the Gold Coast Suns put together a winning game plan to defeat Flagmantle by…

    Belle September 7, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Gold Coast Suns stuck in Perth wet weather traffic, expected to miss tomorrow’s final

    Fate has dealt a cruel blow to the Gold Coast Suns who arrived in Perth today ahead of their finals clash against Flagmantle tomorrow.  While…

    Belle September 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Police reveal early reports Charizard was seen on CCTV at Morley Markets were mistaken

    WA Police are slowly revealing the extent of the confusion around early reports the Morley Markets fire was deliberately lit.  With the Commissioner revealing that…

    Belle September 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Premier to celebrate Freo winning top tourist town with a bog lap in a clapped out Commodore 

    Western Australia has a reason to celebrate today after Fremantle was awarded best tourist town in the Australian Tourism Awards.  To honour this achievement, Premier…

    Belle September 3, 2025
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Unique & Other

Mr Tight Arse

Belle June 20, 2021

Brendan is the type of bloke who wanks to his ATM receipt on payday. Some say the joy is in giving, but not for Brendan,…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Thornlie

Belle June 18, 2021

Rex shuffles around the TAB in a pair of piss-stained Diadora trackies that have formed such a repulsive crust that Dominos is trying to find…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs #Queening

Belle June 17, 2021 MummyParenting

There is only one rule in regards to Facebook-guided mothers: there are no rules. After the child is birthed the placenta of entitlement flops onto…

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Reckons BREAKING NEWS

WA Government & Police to release rebranded SafeWA App to win back public confidence – SafeANOM

Belle June 16, 2021

Public confidence in the SafeWA app plummeted after revelations this week that SafeWA app data was accessed in the course of an investigation into a…

View More WA Government & Police to release rebranded SafeWA App to win back public confidence – SafeANOM
From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Front / Old Mate Bars

Belle June 16, 2021

If you find yourself in the front bar you’re probably either a well-seasoned old mate, a tradie or lost. These sanctuaries typically shy away from…

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From the Zoo BREAKING NEWS

The REAL Top 5 Perth Tourist Attractions

Belle June 13, 2021

One can be forgiven for being overcome with a cold sweat at the thought of having to show friends or family around Perth for the…

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  • Police reveal early reports Charizard was seen on CCTV at Morley Markets were mistaken
  • Premier to celebrate Freo winning top tourist town with a bog lap in a clapped out Commodore 
  • Young parents concede it’s all over now they choose pubs solely on what kid’s entertainment is on offer

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